garden elf

I thought I was finished with the Melbourne cup and all its frivolity when I spied a poor forlorn little lepricorn in my backyard. It seemed he lost everything including his little lepricorn shirt during the big race. What could I do? I couldn't just leave him there in his grief pitifully sitting on my upturned trash can. So I immediately ran inside to fetch sustenance. It was clear to me that he was in dire need of a quick infusion of vitamin C (for Champagne) and a little color, hence the (award winning) hat. I think I was just in time. He is going to live!!