kiddy lit; Hotdogs

Have you ever had a hotdog
that you wore instead of ate?
The type that makes a gooey mess;
the type your parents hate.

Did the tomato sauce run over you
and all over your clothes
and make a big, red, sticky river
from your chin down to your toes?

Did you have another,then another,
then another one?
Did you make a super hotdog mess?
Did you have a heap of fun?

Well if you've had a hotdog
that you wore instead of ate;
the messy, gooey, icky type,
the type your parents hate.
Consider yourself lucky
'cause when all is said and done,
the one that doesn't make a mess
is the one that's ...JUST NO FUN!!!!